A Poem by DonaZeroZero


Author: DonaZeroZero
Created: July 30, 2016 at 02:39 pm
Upload Type: Poem, G (All)  
Category: Political | Limerick | Humor
Upload Stats: 4.75 Stars by 4 users with 5 comments and 183 views

The Nominee  

                             


The Nominee

1                     


Let me introduce you to Donald Trump


At handling money, he’s not a frump


But with a bankruptcy he might rob you blind


He's just that kind


And then leave you in the dump


 2.


Now Trump is the presumptive nominee


He is loved by the RNC


They think he will bend


But he won't in the end


Unless they pay his big fee


 3.


Lil Trump went off to military school


His dad wanted to teach him the golden rule


But Donny was so bad


He was a troubled lad


He graduated but was still a fool


 4.


I wonder has Donald failed at life?


He's already on his third wife


He loves um and leaves um


Leaves um crying and grievin


 But he leaves um with a steak and a knife

5.
Trump decided to produce his own wine


At his table for his  friends to dine


But like Trump it was sour


It spoiled in an hour


And tasted like bad turpentine

6.
When Donald decided to run


So many thought OH! Such fun


They laughed, then they cried


And some almost died


Most were sorry it had even begun

  7.
Have you heard of D. T. U.


It's was triple A from Trumps point of view


But that education was denied


Then he said they all lied


Now old D. T. U. is being sued  


 8.


The Donald has visions of grandeur


You will see it this week as a conventioneer


With his whole family there


He might lie and he'll blare 


I pray there is no force majeure


 9   


Donald built a fancy Hotel


And the hotel did pretty well


But when Donald arrived


The employees sighed


Here he is again Oh Hell!


10.


Las Vegas has a Trump Casino


And they hire a lot of Latino


But he doesn't pay well


They wished him in hell


Please go do business to Reno


11 


Trump  thought he needed more money 


So he bottled up water and honey


The water was old


And the honey had mold


That made his profit real crummy 

12.


Does Donald have any good traits?


We have seen how he lives and its first rate.


But that’s were the buck stops


Leaving us with the slops


We don’t deserve better he narrates


13.


Have you played the Donald Trump game?


As a toy it’s really a shame


The sales were quiet


No one would buy it


On those shelves it will forever remain


 14.


Did Trump write “The Art of the Deal”?


Have you read it ? it’s not his spiel?


He must have had help


Doesn’t sound like his yelp


Will the author true author he ever   reveal?.


15


And then came  the Vietnam War?


Trump deferred with a minor foot sore


He said I won't fight


I'm rich, a white knight


Fighting is only for poor


16


Trump with all his financial wisdom


Has learned how to beat the system


He sues here and there


And he has a real flare


For racism bigotism and misogynism

 17
I don’t like to hit a man when he’s down


But he’s running for president as a clown


He has tried and he’s failed


With most of his businesses he bailed


Just worried he'll have another melt down


18                                     


This story of trump has to end


And this truth I tried not to bend


Still the nightmare will go on


Like a professional con


 His future damage we may never mend

ZZ


                               


 


 


 




         


 


 


 


 


 












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Comments & Reviews ( X 8)



feelnpoetic
April 09, 2017
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Outstanding...
And even though I'm not s Clinton supporter either I believe that you ate spot on with this and even his supporters will see in the end
This was hilarious but not funny if you know what I mean.
Thanks for sharing
JB
applaudapplaudapplaud


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vuriz
November 17, 2016
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Love it
Great job. A creative way to put the man into perspective. Thanks for the read, Victor



(Author)
Thanks for the Read Victor. I will work my way thru your vast collection  '
Keep up speakin the TRUTH> 
ZZ

 DonaZeroZero replied on November 18, 2016




richom
August 01, 2016
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I very much enjoyed the rhyming and phrasing you used here. I'm sure Trump supporters on this site will disagree with what you say, but not me. I think both candidates are wretched, the worst pair of presidential nominees in my lifetime (in my opinion) and maybe in our country's history. I'm eighty-one years old, though, so I have little interest in who wins since it will have almost no effect on me. As for my grandchildren, though, I hope they can survive four years of whoever wins (which I'm fairly certain will be Clinton).
applaudapplaud


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D_bill_A
July 31, 2016
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Funny Funny
LOL, I think you've authored a very funny satire. And you and me, myself and I, probably see "eye to eye." Although, I do not support any particular Party, but the one you’re roasting "I do believe" does not act or speak with a manner of philanthropy.

I laughed from the beginning of it to the end of it.

Very funny write! Indeed
applaudapplaudapplaud



(Author)
Thank you kind sir  i shall return the favor.   just 1 comment a day  like this makes a  good   start to a  day. 

 DonaZeroZero replied on July 31, 2016




taylor12
July 30, 2016
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You truly have an opinion but are in deep denial of actual facts. I won't go into detail because I'm sure we will never agree. The alternative to Trump is an aging deceitful lying criminal. Trump may have had 3 wives but they all care for him unlike that corrupt sham marriage of the Clintons. Hilda beast is the most cheated on woman in the world. The Clinton corruption goes back 4 decades. The Clintons never created one job where Trump has thousands on his payroll. Trump earns his money while the Clintons steal and scam cash from questionable sources. Trump has never sold 25% of our uranium to the Russians and resold to Iran. I could go on forever but--------


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